When I worked as a nurse tech we had a 62 year old cowboy who was involved in an MVC. He only had scrapes and bruises. He was going to be arrested for DUI, and he escaped us. We searched. We had security searching and I decided to take another look in his room out the window. There in the empty field, what do I see?
THIS MAN HAD ON A HOSPITAL GOWN, COWBOY BOOTS WITH BUTT CHEEKS FLAPPING IN THE WIND. I YELLED…. HEY YALL! I found the patient!
Everyone came running, looked out the window. They laughed. Cops with guns pulled. It was like an episode of cops filmed on location.