Patient: “I impulsively took a handful of blood pressure pills to hurt myself then I changed my mind so I made myself vomit by putting my fingers down my throat,
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My very first IV start as a paramedic intern during clinicals was on a retired fire medic. The second I walked in the room he was like oh you’re new
Bed bugs are bad but there was this lady at my nursing home that had a colony of Roaches living in her fat. You would lift her tummy to clean
I walked in on a patient awaiting emergency surgery giving her significant other a blow job. That was awkward.
We were coding a pediatric patient once in the icu with glass doors so the mom next door knew what was happening. I was the runner getting needed supplies she
I worked in corrections/jail as a nurse. My first day, an inmate showed me his penis. I was warned I would be “tried” my first week to see what I
I work in a cardiologist office, a patient walked in not feeling well and collapsed in a cardiac arrest in the waiting room. A full on code the crash cart
A nurse I once worked with was a nail biter. We went in to help her patient get admitted. We did a skin check, she pulled off his socks without
I once dropped a pill on the ground. Was bout to pick it up to toss it and get another one. Patient hopped up and grabbed it, and swallowed it
Me: Why do you take metoprolol? Patient: Which one is that? Me: It’s the one that’s called metoprolol. Patient: What is it for? Me: We use it for a lot
I worked with a doctor who used to have a temper and would throw charts at staff. He tried that on me and I threw the chart right back at
Once I had a patient give me the tooth he pulled out of his mouth all by himself. He was so proud when he handed it to me. Teeth and
I was a CNA before I became a nurse and I was washing a patient who had a trach. And he says to me as I’m washing him he reaches
I’ll never forget I was holding a clotted dialyzer and lines, my PPE was covered in blood, and a patient asked me for a coffee with “two creams and one